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Chelsea goes American
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The Blues signed their first Yank on Thursday, with former World Cup winner Lorrie Fair joined Chelsea Ladies. The Former U.S. international won the Cup in 1999 and made 123 appearances for the States.
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Tags: American, Chelsea Ladies, Chelsea News, Chelsea Team News, Fair, Transfer News and Player Movement, United States, World CupThe 116-million dollar man
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According to ESPN, Chelsea and Ronaldinho have agreed to a five-year, $116 million deal subject to the club and Barcelona agreeing a transfer fee. America’s sports leader cites The Sun as a source (hmmmm), but the story is nowhere to be found on the tabloid’s paper’s website. The supposed deal (clearly bollocks) would make the [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsThe Nazis Had Pieces of Flair …
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… and it looks as if we do now.
During the first half of Wednesday’s 1-0 win over Reading, Chelsea showed signs of Avram Grant’s often-mentioned, but hardly-seen “beautiful football.” While I may be a master wordsmith — surprising I know — I’ll let the papers do the honors.
The Telegraph: “… Chelsea found their range, [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsI’m sorry, I dozed off
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I apologize for not commenting on Chelsea’s 2-1 FA Cup win over Wigan sooner — but I’ve been asleep since the first half. For those who thought the relentless machine had died with the departure of The Special One, think again.
Chelsea, in its current form, is strikingly similar to the forceful, emotionless train of [...]
FA Cup Preview: Bramblin’ On
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Chelsea’s march on four fronts continues today at Wigan in the fourth round of the FA Cup. Unbeaten in domestic cup competition since April 2006 — a run of 19 matches — the Blues enter the contest riding a seven-game winning streak. Joey Boy Cole will make his 200th appearance for the club [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsIvanovic is waiting for you
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How you doin’?
Category: Chelsea Team NewsCashley introduces revolutionary sex techniques
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Various reports across the UK reveal that our man — and your man too — Ashley Cole has cheated on his beloved wife Cheryl, of Girls Aloud fame, with one Aimee Walton. The suspected escapade took place on Dec. 8, following the Blues’ 2-0 win over Sunderland. Cole got tipsy, had one of his [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsI need a Carling …victory
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So Chelsea manager Avram Grant is seeking bigger, better trophies this season? Shocking. Regardless of his honesty, I’m not quite sure citing the competition as something Everton would rather win is a good idea. It’s not like we needed to hand the Toffees any bulletin board fodder, especially with this tie hanging from a [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsI Don’t Like The Look Of It
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Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
Gillett & Hicks they haven’t got a clue
Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
So fun to see Ge-rrard in mi-se-ry
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Real news aka Chelsea news
Wee Man Wright-Phillips has not suffered ankle ligament damage or a fracture — thank God. Regardless, severe bruising has ruled him out of Wednesday’s Carling Cup semifinal second leg at Everton. [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsBunch Of Savages In This Town
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Earlier this month, I left my apartment, looking forward to the start of a brand new day. To my dismay, what did I find when I arrived at my car? A grimy — disillusioned — message, that’s what. Who the f*** are Man United?
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