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A New Low For The Blues
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Chelsea has taken the totally nondiscriminatory step of banning those with Greek surnames from attending Wednesday’s Champions League second leg with Olympiacos.
“Non-members of a Greek nationality buying tickets for the Olympiacos game will have their orders canceled,” Chelsea’s website said Friday.
A statement from the club said these measures were taken out of the fear that [...]
Category: Chelsea Team News
Prem Preview: Let’s Get Hammered
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Chelsea v. West Ham, Saturday March 1
It’s a must win for the Blues. We’ve won three more away games in the league than West Ham has won at Upton Park. Henri Camara could feature for the Hammers. Translation: We’ll Win.
This guy’s not playing.
Is The Curl Coming To The Bridge?
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Frank Rijkaard, along with his glorious locks, is coming to Chelsea. No, he’s not. Oh, maybe he is. Now, not so much.
The media have been all over the place this week regarding the Barcelona manager. First, a host of outlets said he was open to a move. Then, Rijkaard’s brother — [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsThis Just In: Pizarro Struggling
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Thanks to investigative reporter Noberto Solano, we now know what has been plaguing Chelsea striker Claudio Pizarro.
“Chelsea is always a tough game and I’m looking forward to it but Claudio’s situation is not the best and he is finding it difficult,” the West Ham midfielder said this week. “He is finding life very hard but [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsBreaking News: Grant Shows Emotion
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I know, shocking. On Thursday, the Chelsea manager lashed out at the media and also took a swipe at player agents following a week of reported turmoil at Stamford Bridge.
“If someone else had done what I’ve done, you’d treat him differently,” Avram said. “Even when I came you didn’t give me any credit. I respect you even if [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsFA Youth Cup: Chelsea runs riot
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The Chelsea youngstas booked a place in the FA Youth Cup semifinals Tuesday night.
They dominated Port Vale 5-2 at Vale Park, a sublime hat-trick from Frenchman Gael Kakuta the highlight of the night. Morten Neilsen and Miroslav Stoch added to the tally.
Vale scored boths of its goals in the second half, the first through Jonathan [...]
Vote: Who Should Manage Chelsea
By: Jack | 15 Comments
In light of Avram Grant’s recent, and well-documented shortcomings, I shall ask the question that must be on every Chelsea fan’s mind, who should be in control at Stamford Bridge (other than Roman noodles). In the transcendent words of one Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, vote or die.
Category: Chelsea Team NewsThe Ish Had Hitteth The Fan
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Signs of a Stamford Bridge apocalypse are among us. Fine, I’m overreacting. I find it all a bit amusing, really.
Following the League Cup Final, it looks as if all kinds of turmoil has broken out at our beloved Chelsea. First there were reports, mainly from the world’s most reliable news source The Sun, that a training ground cage [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsYeah, About That Quadruple
By: Jack | 2 Comments
OK, after a few days of contemplation, I believe I’m ready to discuss this debacle.
Out-thought, out-played, out-managed and simply outclassed, Chelsea relinquished its hold on the Carling Cup on Sunday. Tottenham dealt their London rivals a hammer blow, exiting New Wembley worthy 2-1 victors in extra time. Ledley King hoisted Spurs’ first piece of silverware since [...]
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