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Gallery: Scarface
By: Jack |“All I got in this world is my balls and my word.”
-Pete Cech speaks to members of the media before today’s CL semifinal.
It doesn’t look so bad Pete. I think girls will love it.
P.S. Don’t forget to check out The Offside’s liveblog of Chelsea v Liverpool –
or what I like to refer to as [...]
Photo of the Day: Lamps is baaaack
By: Jack |Frank Lampard takes center stage as Avram the Great makes a point.
Good to see you back Lamps, good to see you back.
Inaugural Video Blog: CL Prev
By: Jack |What’s going on people. I thought I’d try a new way of delivering information here at Chelsea Offside, so I went all video on that ass. This is the first of hopefully many video blogs, on the topics that affect you most — such as Cheryl Cole’s funbags. The first offering previews badly [...]
Joey’s WAG loves balls
By: Jack |Scrumptiuous WAG Carly Zucker, fiancee of my man Joey Cole, has thrown her celebrity behind chocolate mogul Mars in its “Get Britain Playing” young footballers campaign. Her first act? Squeezing that figure into a limousine with around 100,000 footballs. Those balls have since been given away by Mars (pissed I didn’t receive one). For [...]
Video: Post-match garden brawl
By: Jack |Hallelujah. We’ve got guerrilla footage of the Patrice Evra & Co. title bout with the Chelsea ground staff after the match Saturday. Peep the guy videoing, and his row with security or whoever. Thank God for YouTube.
The Mancs are sore losers
By: Jack |Chelsea pummels United 2-1. United pummels groundsmen, stewards.
That was the scene at Stamford Bridge on Saturday, when the Red Devils were defeated and decided to take it out on Blues employees. How rude?
First it was Rio Ferdinand who not only tried to measure up to Obi-Wan Mikel during the match, but afterward swiftly kicked a [...]
Gallery: Winning mends everything
By: Jack |With about a quarter of the match to be played, Chelsea won a free kick near the edge of Manchester United penalty area. Sparks proceeded to fly between egomaniacs Didier Drogba and Michael Ballack. Both wanted the free kick, neither wanted to buckle.
The two argued for a minute or so, eventually separated by Ricky [...]







