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Classic Kits: 1992-94 Away
By: Jack |As if the red wasn’t enough, the suits at Umbro decided to add some shoe laces to the 1992-94 away kit. I feel like the Boston Red Sox should have sported this thing instead.
Photo of the Day: England’s Brave
By: Jack |John Terry plunders a first-half goal against the atrocious United States during Tuesday’s international friendly at New Wembley.
From Barry Glendenning’s MBM on The Guardian: He celebrates as if he’s just scored the winning penalty in a Champions League final shoot-out. He must have seen somebody do it once, because I can’t think how else he’d know [...]
Chelsea Offside End of Season Awards
By: Jack |Most Valuable Player of the Season: Michael Ballack
Joe Cole was the official player of the season, a fair choice no doubt. But I believe Ballack has meant more to the squad, particularly during an end-of-season run on two fronts. Ballack — currently my mancrush along with Shia LaBeouf — powered the Blues with not only [...]
Where does Chelsea go from here? Coaching edition.
By: Jack |The 2007-08 season was quite an eventful one for Chelsea Football Club. Firings, transfers, on-field tomfoolery, misery — this year had it all. As the curtain closes vehemently on the season — and Avram’s tenure in London — it’s time to look toward 08-09. My cunning 32-part expose on Chelsea’s future begins with a [...]
Mourinho, Ferraris and loserdom
By: Jack |Chelsea manager Avram Grant was shown the door Saturday. He was also publicly humiliated by former Blues boss Jose Mourinho — if you choose to buy into The Guardian’s misinterpration of quotes for the purpose of shock value.
Not only that, but it was also revealed that Roman noodles sent a shiny new Ferrari 616 to [...]
Avram the Great now Avram the Sacked
By: Jack |What do I get for staying up until 4:30 a.m. EST in hopes of finding out the fate of Chelsea manager Avram Grant? Absolutely nothing.
So, at 3:30 p.m., I give you the old news of the day — Avram the Great has been relieved of his duties as Chelsea coach, effectively immediately.
The Blues finished the [...]
Robinho says Chelsea want him. Do we?
By: Jack |Real Madrid’s talented young winger with the lone name has revealed that Chelsea will lodge a bid for his services. Robinho, a 24-year-old Brazilian with a knack for sucking (his thumb), said that our Blues are willing to cough up £28 million to pry him away from Madrid. Robinho has been reportedly a target [...]
Did JT spit on Tevez?
By: Jack |Searching for ways to cope with my depressed state, I’ve spent much of my time since the final whistle combing the net reading various reports from yesterday’s/today’s debacle. Of interest, is the few pieces/comments I’ve seen about the melee leading up to Drogba’s red card. Some are saying John Terry spat on Tevez during the [...]
Photo of the Day: Alone
By: Jack |Yeah, that just about sums it up.
(Congrats to United)







