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The War for Robinho
By: Jack |Robinho wants out at Real Madrid. If you didn’t think he was serious before, you should now.
The Brazilian held his own new conference — seriously? — today to publicly reveal his desire to join Chelsea.
“The situation has not changed,” Robinho said. “I want to leave Real and play for Chelsea. I am only thinking of [...]
Match Recap: Reason to worry?
By: Jack |A gift (from Frank Lampard) + dreadful second half + an opponent content to defend = a monotonous 1-1 draw between Chelsea and Tottenham at Stamford Bridge.
Is there reason to worry? Of course not.
Three games into the season, and we’re top of the league. We were unlucky to concede, a brilliant assist from Lampard costing [...]
Prem Preview: None of that
By: Jack |Spurs have recently been just that in the side of Chelsea. Last year, those bums were able to not only pry the Carling Cup from our hands but also also deal a devastating blow to our Premier League title aspirations — let’s be real, Robbie Keane’s out-of-nothing finish did that.
We’ll have none of this …
and [...]
Big Phil kicks SWP to curb
By: Jack |Shaun Wright-Phillips’ days of running deliriously around Stamford Bridge have finally come to end. Hallelujah!
SWP completed a £9 million move to the club he left for Chelsea, Manchester City, this week. According to the Gurdian, his father, Ian Wright, said it was the first time his son had smiled in ages.
Well, don’t blame Chelsea pal. [...]
CL Draw: We’ll Take It
By: Jack |The UEFA Champions League draw was rolled out Thursday, and Uncle Phil should be fairly pleased with the outcome. Chelsea, the No. 1 overall seed in this year’s draw (that’s right, bitch), was drawn into Group A along with Serie A runner-up AS Roma, Frenchies Bordeaux and CL debutants CFR Cluj (Romania).
I’d like to think [...]
Visit the Chelsea Forums
By: Jack |The Offside just launched it’s new forums — like just launched. It’s an awesome addition the the site, adding even more interactivity to the soccer world’s best social blog.
I encourage all you Chelsea fans — Liverpool, Arsenal fans as well (blah) — to check out the Chelsea forum and get involed. I’ve started a few [...]
Transfer news: Who the hell is Fabio Paim?
By: Jack |He’s the next Ronaldinho (without all the weight).
He also bears a strong resemblance to Jar Jar Binks. But I digress.
Paim’s a winger. A flashy one. He’s got “bags of pace,” and “uncanny” ball control. All this and he can’t even break into his own club’s first team? Sounds fishy.
It’s apparently not fishy to Uncle Phil, [...]
Chelsea: All that is man
By: Jack |The Champions League group stage draw will be made Thursday in Monaco. Chelsea will be at the top of the list.
According to the Daily Mail, the Blues have been awarded the No. 1 overall seed for this year’s CL. So, Chelsea is the best team in Europe — despite losing to Manchester United in last [...]
Match recap: 3 points is 3 points
By: Jack |Well, that wasn’t impressive now was it. Almost depressing really.
At least we know Uncle Phil can win ugly.
Chelsea flogged through a 1-0 win at Wigan Sunday, thanks to a sterling free kick from Deco early on. From thereon, it was a dire, slow performance from the Blues.
Wigan were really unlucky not to grab at least [...]






