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Kaka snubbed Chelsea?
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So says the Sun, who have some quotes that somewhat confirm that Chelsea were, in fact, interested in signing the 27-year-old Brazilian midfielder this offseason from AC Milan.
Says the former AC Milan player about his former boss, now Chelsea manager, Carlo Ancelotti…
“I thanked (Ancelotti) for everything he did for me in all the years we [...]
Chelsea appeal Drogba, Bosingwa bans
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Not much going on in the world of Chelsea at the moment. I’d gauge tomorrow will change that drastically.
Anyway. On the official front, the Blues filed appeals against the UEFA fine and bans handed to Didier Drogba and Jose Bosingwa for actions during that Champions League atrocity in May. Shocking, I know.
Via the official Web [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsSahar shipped out
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Via the official Web site of RCD Espanyol (note: this report has been doctored a bit) …
“Ben Sahar (10/08/1989 Jolón, Israel) has become a new Espanyol player for the next four seasons, after the an agreement between Chelsea and RCD Espanyol. Although (there was an) offer from Ajax, the youngster has shown strong will to [...]
Ladies & Gents, Mr. & Mrs. Joe Cole!
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Joey Boy and sweetheart Carly Zucker wed Saturday in a £3 million extravaganza that featured Joey belting out some of Oasis’ greatest hits on the karaoke stage. Even cooler, the couple sold the wedding rights to Hello magazine and are donating the fee, around £2 million, to charity.
Here at Chelsea Offside, we’d like to offer [...]
Bison wants pay raise. Give it to him.
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And then there was news out of left field.
Today, Michael Essien’s agent, Fabien Piveteau, was quoted as saying the Bison may be up for a move away from Stamford Bridge.
“Some clubs are interested in Michael,” Piveteau said. “He likes Chelsea very much but football is football and if Real Madrid, Barcelona or some other club [...]
Category: Chelsea Team NewsSigh of relief: Flo re-ups
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Arguably Chelsea’s best player during last season’s run-in has, after intense speculation linking him with Milan and Juventus, finally agreed a contract extension with the Blues.
Now, everybody together, breathe.
Via Chelseafc.com …
“Chelsea Football Club has agreed terms with Florent Malouda on a new four year contract.
The 29-year-old, who recently regained his place in the France side, joined [...]
Sturridge deal nears completion
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It looks as if Chelsea has signed its first player of the summer. And a pretty good one it is, if you ask me.
Both Sky Sports and BBC Sport are reporting that Chelsea has finally agreed a deal with Daniel Sturridge that will bring the talented England Under-20 international to Stamford Bridge when his contract [...]
England’s Brave John Terry now planet’s best father
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On the cusp of Father’s Day, it’s only appropriate to gaze upon the greatest dad on earth, Chelsea defender John Terry.
Terry, father of the father of 3-year-old twins, Georgie John and Summer Rose, beat out reigning champion Peter Andre in a UK poll of adults sponsored by Daddies Sauce to become Dad of the Year.
“It’s a great honour to be voted [...]
And the award for worst piece of journalism…
By: Jack | 7 Comments
… of the year goes to Rod Liddle of the Times! Congrats guy!
The so-called journalist’s latest drivel attempts — emphasis on attempts — to drive a stake through Chelsea supporters’ hearts with a blend of humor, sarcasm and downright hatred. It’s a fairly poor attempt to be fair — no, actually this is ghastly.
Muppet.
And before you chime [...]
Category: RandomnessHull visits the Bridge on opening day
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The 2009-10 Premier League fixture list was released today. I must say, I like what I’m seeing.
The first two months look rather comfortable, away to Fulham and a home date with Tottenham looking the toughest of the lot. We play Liverpool and Manchester United at home in October and November, respectively, before closing out our [...]
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