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Well done, Carlo
By: Jack |Chelsea may have won 1-0 at APOEL today, but it was from an acceptable performance. In fact, during the second half, it was quite unacceptable. Furthermore, I think you’d be hard pressed to deny the Cypriots a point following their inspiring display after the break.
Ancelotti seemed to agree with my assessment:
“I’m not satisfied,” CA said afterward. “I wanted [...]
Rant Box: Chelsea v APOEL
By: Jack |It’s time to get back to work. And back to winning.
Carlo Ancelotti’s first real test as Chelsea manager arrives today when the Blues resume Group D play in the Champions League against Cyprus’ APOEL Nicosia.
This will be Chelsea’s — more importantly CA’s — first match since the 3-1 defeat away to Wigan on Saturday, the [...]
Sutton gets a gig?
By: Jack |Infamous Chelsea flop Chris Sutton has been appointed manager at Lincoln City.
Sutton moved to Chelsea from Blackburn in 1999 for a cool £10 million following Rovers’ relegation. He proceeded to net just one goal in 26 league appearances. He was even left out of the squad for the Blues’ FA Cup Final win in 2000.
He [...]
Video: Chelsea v Liverpool (Nollywood ed.)
By: Jack |For archival purposes. As seen on the front page…
Poll: Worried much?
By: Jack |You know how people are prone to overreacting following an unexpected loss. Well, I’ve seen — like you I’m sure — a bundle of crazed supporters doing so after our 3-1 reverse to Wigan on the weekend.
What I am wondering is just how suicidal you are following the shock defeat. We’re not even top of [...]
Match Recap: What The Hell?
By: Jack |Well, that wasn’t pleasant. Not at all.
Chelsea’s nine-match winning streak in all competitions — six consecutive in the Premier League — came to an abrupt, and surprising, end on Saturday against Wigan. Yes, that Wigan.
Petr Cech was sent off early in the second half after clipping Hugo Rodallega in the box. The Colombian forward, enjoying [...]
Rant Box: Chelsea v Wigan
By: Jack |Man, this week has flown by. Carlo, be sure to make it nine wins out of nine before it ends, though.
Sure bet: Super Frank to net.
Match Facts: Chelsea v Wigan
By: Jack |Swagger jacked from the Guardian …
Venue: DW Stadium
Last season: Wigan 0, Chelsea 1
Referee: Phil Dowd
…this season’s matches: Four officiated; Yellow-13, Red-0
Read It:
Ancelotti earthed in reality as Chelsea aim to extend electric start
Ancelotti wants to see out career at Chelsea
CHELSEA—
Subs from: Turnbull, Hilario, Bosingwa, Zhirkov, Ferreira, Mikel, Bruma, Borini, Kalou, Matic, Belletti, Deco
Doubtful: Drogba (calf), Ballack [...]
Rant Box: Chelsea v QPR
By: Jack |Fantastic display on the weekend at home to Tottenham — sans the Drogba scare, of course.
Now that we know the terrifying Ivorian is going to be just fine, we can get on with the business at hand. Namely this Carling Cup third-round tie at Stamford Bridge against Championship side Queens Park Rangers.
Chelsea v QPR, [...]
Hallelujah Holla Back! The Drogs isn’t hurt
By: Jack |“Didier had a scan and there’s no problem with his calf,” assistant coach Ray Wilkins said Tuesday. “It was just the most horrendous bout of cramp.
“We thought he couldn’t release the muscle and it might be something more nasty but he’ll be able to take part on Saturday. It is very good news for us.”
And, [...]






