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October 30th, 2009

Rant Box: Chelsea v Bolton

By: Jack | Comments 17 Comments

No talent ass clowns.



October 30th, 2009

Lead Up: Chelsea v Bolton

By: Jack | Comments No Comments

So it’s Bolton at the Reebok on Saturday.
I think we can safely say we’re not going to see a repeat of the midweek thrashing we threw at Wanderers in the Carling Cup. Wednesday’s match was the third consecutive demolition at Stamford Bridge — 13 goals scored, none conceded. The Blues are in a rich vein, [...]

October 28th, 2009

We Want You! Chelsea Offside seeking a second writer

By: Jack | Comments 3 Comments

Duders. I think it’s been obvious over the past couple of months that my productivity levels with regard to this blog have fallen. New commitments have forced me to stretch myself a tad too thin. Of course, my quality of writing is still pristine – you know it to be true – but I really [...]

Category Category: Randomness
October 28th, 2009

Excellent! The Guardian loves the Chels

By: Jack | Comments 3 Comments

Via the Guardian (of course), following our 5-0 demoltion of Blackburn on the weekend …
“The oversimplified reading of a diamond formation* suggests that any success is significantly dependent on the excellence of attacking full-backs. Yet Chelsea were without Ashley Cole and Jose Bosingwa when they obliterated Blackburn at the weekend. Juliano Belletti played within himself [...]

October 28th, 2009

Poll: Naming the Diamond

By: Jack | Comments No Comments

It’s the question of questions. It’s been said that even the Grail knight from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade pondered this query — of course, this was before that two-timing b**** killed his frail ass when she attempted to flee with the Grail.



October 28th, 2009

Jagshemash! Chelsea 4, Bolton 0

By: Jack | Comments 4 Comments

It’s a celebration, bitches.
Via the Guardian … “The competition may change, the advertising hoardings spinning to proclaim Champions League or Premier League or Carling Cup, but Chelsea’s swashbuckling home form remains a constant. A tenth consecutive win here, achieved gracefully and impressively last night, has propelled Carlo Ancelotti’s team into the quarter-finals. This side feels untouchable [...]

October 23rd, 2009

Rant Box: Chelsea v Blackburn

By: Jack | Comments 16 Comments
October 23rd, 2009

Lead up: Chelsea v Blackburn

By: Jack | Comments No Comments

Atletico Madrid presented little in the way of resistance during Chelsea’s 4-0 Champions League shellacking of young Kun’s temporary home in midweek. Saturday’s contest against Sam Allardyce’s Blackburn Rovers should prove a different prospect all together.

October 20th, 2009

Rant Box: Chelsea v Atletico Madrid

By: Jack | Comments 11 Comments

These guys need to pick it up.

October 20th, 2009

Lead up: Chelsea v Atletico Madrid

By: Jack | Comments No Comments

Who would have thought Chelsea would be hosting Atletico Madrid in the Champions League group stages, and the press would be viewing it as somewhat of a relief for the hosts. Wasn’t this side supposed to be the Blues’ main challengers in Group D?
That’s just how bad Madrid have been thus far this season. To [...]






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