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Lead Up: Chelsea v Bolton
By: Jack |So it’s Bolton at the Reebok on Saturday.
I think we can safely say we’re not going to see a repeat of the midweek thrashing we threw at Wanderers in the Carling Cup. Wednesday’s match was the third consecutive demolition at Stamford Bridge — 13 goals scored, none conceded. The Blues are in a rich vein, [...]
We Want You! Chelsea Offside seeking a second writer
By: Jack |Duders. I think it’s been obvious over the past couple of months that my productivity levels with regard to this blog have fallen. New commitments have forced me to stretch myself a tad too thin. Of course, my quality of writing is still pristine – you know it to be true – but I really [...]
Excellent! The Guardian loves the Chels
By: Jack |Via the Guardian (of course), following our 5-0 demoltion of Blackburn on the weekend …
“The oversimplified reading of a diamond formation* suggests that any success is significantly dependent on the excellence of attacking full-backs. Yet Chelsea were without Ashley Cole and Jose Bosingwa when they obliterated Blackburn at the weekend. Juliano Belletti played within himself [...]
Poll: Naming the Diamond
By: Jack |It’s the question of questions. It’s been said that even the Grail knight from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade pondered this query — of course, this was before that two-timing b**** killed his frail ass when she attempted to flee with the Grail.
Jagshemash! Chelsea 4, Bolton 0
By: Jack |It’s a celebration, bitches.
Via the Guardian … “The competition may change, the advertising hoardings spinning to proclaim Champions League or Premier League or Carling Cup, but Chelsea’s swashbuckling home form remains a constant. A tenth consecutive win here, achieved gracefully and impressively last night, has propelled Carlo Ancelotti’s team into the quarter-finals. This side feels untouchable [...]
Lead up: Chelsea v Blackburn
By: Jack |Atletico Madrid presented little in the way of resistance during Chelsea’s 4-0 Champions League shellacking of young Kun’s temporary home in midweek. Saturday’s contest against Sam Allardyce’s Blackburn Rovers should prove a different prospect all together.
Rant Box: Chelsea v Atletico Madrid
By: Jack |These guys need to pick it up.
Lead up: Chelsea v Atletico Madrid
By: Jack |Who would have thought Chelsea would be hosting Atletico Madrid in the Champions League group stages, and the press would be viewing it as somewhat of a relief for the hosts. Wasn’t this side supposed to be the Blues’ main challengers in Group D?
That’s just how bad Madrid have been thus far this season. To [...]






