Chelsea Team News

November 5th, 2009

Getting to know our new chief executive

By: Jack | Comments No Comments

Via the official Web site…
Tell us your background as a player in Scotland.
My footballing background goes back many years. I was a player in my younger days and I had a number of trials around some of the local teams, but never really made it onto the big stage. I was a big fan of [...]



November 3rd, 2009

Worthless Referees, Pt. 2

By: Jack | Comments 18 Comments

This two men are one and the same.

Guess where I found this pic. On a Barca web site, of course.

November 2nd, 2009

Rant Box: Chelsea v Atletico Madrid

By: Jack | Comments 15 Comments

New Atletico manager Quique Flores remembers the Blue machine — well, Michael Essien — all too well. Furthermore, a win will take us through to the group stages. Oh, and Didier Drogba is back to terrorize Europe.
I’ll have that.

This man may be the fulcrum in 09-10. More on that later…

November 1st, 2009

Video: Chelsea 4, Bolton 0

By: Jack | Comments 10 Comments

If No. 4 isn’t up for goal of the season, the whole list is a sham. That was truly as elegant as team goal as I’ve seen. Sheer audacity and brilliance. (P.S. Only Spanish commentary could enhance this display) Bonita Gol.

October 30th, 2009

Rant Box: Chelsea v Bolton

By: Jack | Comments 17 Comments

No talent ass clowns.



October 30th, 2009

Lead Up: Chelsea v Bolton

By: Jack | Comments No Comments

So it’s Bolton at the Reebok on Saturday.
I think we can safely say we’re not going to see a repeat of the midweek thrashing we threw at Wanderers in the Carling Cup. Wednesday’s match was the third consecutive demolition at Stamford Bridge — 13 goals scored, none conceded. The Blues are in a rich vein, [...]

October 28th, 2009

Excellent! The Guardian loves the Chels

By: Jack | Comments 3 Comments

Via the Guardian (of course), following our 5-0 demoltion of Blackburn on the weekend …
“The oversimplified reading of a diamond formation* suggests that any success is significantly dependent on the excellence of attacking full-backs. Yet Chelsea were without Ashley Cole and Jose Bosingwa when they obliterated Blackburn at the weekend. Juliano Belletti played within himself [...]

October 28th, 2009

Poll: Naming the Diamond

By: Jack | Comments No Comments

It’s the question of questions. It’s been said that even the Grail knight from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade pondered this query — of course, this was before that two-timing b**** killed his frail ass when she attempted to flee with the Grail.

October 28th, 2009

Jagshemash! Chelsea 4, Bolton 0

By: Jack | Comments 4 Comments

It’s a celebration, bitches.
Via the Guardian … “The competition may change, the advertising hoardings spinning to proclaim Champions League or Premier League or Carling Cup, but Chelsea’s swashbuckling home form remains a constant. A tenth consecutive win here, achieved gracefully and impressively last night, has propelled Carlo Ancelotti’s team into the quarter-finals. This side feels untouchable [...]

October 23rd, 2009

Rant Box: Chelsea v Blackburn

By: Jack | Comments 16 Comments





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