

Fixtures
Jonny “Cobra Kai” Evans
By: Jack |Regarding refereeing decisions: I don’t want to hear it…
Equals…
Rant Box: Chelsea v United
By: Jack |We at the Chelsea Offside wish Joey Cole a happy 28th birthday.
Celebrate it with a goal against the Mancs, my boy.
Lead Up: Chelsea v United
By: Jack |Chelsea has turned the swag on of late (no souljaboytellem), wouldn’t you say? Since the defeat to Aston Villa (five matches): 19 goals scored, 2 conceded. The real test, however, comes today when the reigning champions — three times running — visit Stamford Bridge. Manchester United travel to the Bridge for a 1 v. 2 [...]
History: Chelsea v United
By: Jack |Here’s a look at how Chelsea has fared against Manchester United at “Your Ad Here” Stamford Bridge over the past 20 years.
8-8-8. Kind of weird, that. Since the turn of the century: 4-1-5.
Worthless Referees, Pt. 2
By: Jack |This two men are one and the same.
Guess where I found this pic. On a Barca web site, of course.
Rant Box: Chelsea v Atletico Madrid
By: Jack |New Atletico manager Quique Flores remembers the Blue machine — well, Michael Essien — all too well. Furthermore, a win will take us through to the group stages. Oh, and Didier Drogba is back to terrorize Europe.
I’ll have that.
This man may be the fulcrum in 09-10. More on that later…
Video: Chelsea 4, Bolton 0
By: Jack |If No. 4 isn’t up for goal of the season, the whole list is a sham. That was truly as elegant as team goal as I’ve seen. Sheer audacity and brilliance. (P.S. Only Spanish commentary could enhance this display) Bonita Gol.
Lead Up: Chelsea v Bolton
By: Jack |So it’s Bolton at the Reebok on Saturday.
I think we can safely say we’re not going to see a repeat of the midweek thrashing we threw at Wanderers in the Carling Cup. Wednesday’s match was the third consecutive demolition at Stamford Bridge — 13 goals scored, none conceded. The Blues are in a rich vein, [...]
Jagshemash! Chelsea 4, Bolton 0
By: Jack |It’s a celebration, bitches.
Via the Guardian … “The competition may change, the advertising hoardings spinning to proclaim Champions League or Premier League or Carling Cup, but Chelsea’s swashbuckling home form remains a constant. A tenth consecutive win here, achieved gracefully and impressively last night, has propelled Carlo Ancelotti’s team into the quarter-finals. This side feels untouchable [...]






