Jonny “Cobra Kai” Evans

By: Jack | 15 Comments

Regarding refereeing decisions: I don’t want to hear it…

Equals…

Category: Chelsea Team News, Gallery, Premiership

Tags: Chelsea Team News, Didier Drogba, Gallery, Jonny Evans, Manchester United, Premiership

Rant Box: Chelsea v United

By: Jack | 11 Comments

We at the Chelsea Offside wish Joey Cole a happy 28th birthday.
Celebrate it with a goal against the Mancs, my boy.

Category: Fixtures, Premiership, Rant Box

Tags: Chelsea Team News, Fixtures, Joe Cole, Manchester United, Premiership, Rant Box

Lead Up: Chelsea v United

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Chelsea has turned the swag on of late (no souljaboytellem), wouldn’t you say? Since the defeat to Aston Villa (five matches): 19 goals scored, 2 conceded. The real test, however, comes today when the reigning champions — three times running — visit Stamford Bridge. Manchester United travel to the Bridge for a 1 v. 2 [...]

Category: Chelsea Team News, Fixtures, Match Previews, Player News, Premiership

Tags: Chelsea Team News, Didier Drogba, Fixtures, Frank Lampard, John Terry, Manchester United, Match Previews, Player News, Premiership, Rio Ferdinand

History: Chelsea v United

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Here’s a look at how Chelsea has fared against Manchester United at “Your Ad Here” Stamford Bridge over the past 20 years.
8-8-8. Kind of weird, that. Since the turn of the century: 4-1-5.

Category: Chelsea Team News, Premiership

Tags: Chelsea Team News, Manchester United, Premiership

Video: Chelsea 4, Bolton 0

By: Jack | 10 Comments

If No. 4 isn’t up for goal of the season, the whole list is a sham. That was truly as elegant as team goal as I’ve seen. Sheer audacity and brilliance. (P.S. Only Spanish commentary could enhance this display) Bonita Gol.

Category: Chelsea Team News, Fixtures, Match Reports, Premiership, Video

Tags: Bolton, Chelsea Team News, Deco, Didier Drogba, Fixtures, Frank Lampard, Ivanovic, Match Reports, Premiership, Video

Rant Box: Chelsea v Bolton

By: Jack | 17 Comments

No talent ass clowns.

Category: Chelsea Team News, Fixtures, Premiership, Rant Box

Tags: Bolton, Chelsea Team News, Fixtures, Premiership, Rant Box

Lead Up: Chelsea v Bolton

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So it’s Bolton at the Reebok on Saturday.
I think we can safely say we’re not going to see a repeat of the midweek thrashing we threw at Wanderers in the Carling Cup. Wednesday’s match was the third consecutive demolition at Stamford Bridge — 13 goals scored, none conceded. The Blues are in a rich vein, [...]

Category: Chelsea Team News, Fixtures, Match Previews, Premiership

Tags: Bolton, Carling Cup, Chelsea Team News, Didier Drogba, Fixtures, Match Previews, Premiership

Rant Box: Chelsea v Blackburn

By: Jack | 16 Comments

Category: Chelsea Team News, Fixtures, Premiership, Rant Box

Tags: Blackburn, Chelsea Team News, Didier Drogba, Fixtures, Frank Lampard, Nicolas Anelka, Premiership, Rant Box, Stamford Bridge

Lead up: Chelsea v Blackburn

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Atletico Madrid presented little in the way of resistance during Chelsea’s 4-0 Champions League shellacking of young Kun’s temporary home in midweek. Saturday’s contest against Sam Allardyce’s Blackburn Rovers should prove a different prospect all together.

Category: Chelsea Team News, Fixtures, Match Previews, Premiership

Tags: Blackburn, Chelsea Team News, Christopher Samba, Fixtures, John Terry, Match Previews, Nicolas Anelka, Premiership, Ricardo Carvalho, Richard Dunn

GIF: Terry’s Tantrum

By: Jack | 6 Comments

It truly has been a rank day. This, however, despite the context, is pure comedy. Lets be real, though — you can’t blame EBJT for losing the plot.

Category: Chelsea Team News, Premiership, Video

Tags: Aston Villa, Chelsea Team News, Chelsea Team News, John Terry, Premiership, Tantrum GIF, Video