

Randomness
Gallery: Cheryl Cole 2010 Calendar
By: Jack |Here are a few selected shots from Mrs. Cashley’s 2010 calendar. Scalding. Check out Popoholic for more photos.
Video: Cesc is a lovable pony
By: Jack |Non Chelsea-related post: Well, not really. We play Voyeur’s men in a little more than a week.
Quite hilarious advert from the Arsenal in support of their fundraising campaign this term. Cesc as a cute and cuddly pony is spot on; Theo as a lion, not so much. Never thought I’d say this, but well done [...]
Raise a pint for the Irish, they deserve it.
By: Jack |“Those that doubted football’s cruelty ought to have been on hand here in Paris.”
-David Hytner of the Guardian, following Ireland’s 1-1 draw (2-1 aggregate loss) to France on Wednesday.
Applaud these men.
This is obviously a non Chelsea-related post, but I don’t care. On this day, the Ireland national team deserves recognition across the board — across [...]
Belated: Get well, Carlo
By: Jack |You guys know the deal by now. Former Chelsea keeper Carlo Cudicini suffered career-threatening injuries in a motorcycle crash last week. Cudicini, now at Tottenham, had successful surgery on Friday and is expected to make a “good recovery.” Excellent news.
We at Chelsea Offside wish you the best, Carlo.
Team News: Bos out for three months
By: Jack |Bosingwa ruled out for three months
Via the official Web site: “Chelsea Football Club can confirm that José Bosingwa underwent arthroscopic surgery on his left knee this week. His recovery time will be approximately three months.”
S***. At least we have an in-form Branislav Ivanovic to continue in his absent. Who knows, Bane may be first-choice, anyway.
The infamous teeth brusher
By: Jack |While Chelsea were cleaning up on the field, David was, too — in the stands.
In what surely has to be considered one of the great moments in Stamford Bridge history, if not footballing history, the man we all now know broke out the ol’ toothbrusher for a quick cleanse in the final minutes of Sunday’s [...]
Gone Fishin’ – with JT
By: Jack |Photo says it all, really…
See the full magazine front here.
Getting to know our new chief executive
By: Jack |Via the official Web site…
Tell us your background as a player in Scotland.
My footballing background goes back many years. I was a player in my younger days and I had a number of trials around some of the local teams, but never really made it onto the big stage. I was a big fan of [...]
Worthless Referees, Pt. 2
By: Jack |This two men are one and the same.
Guess where I found this pic. On a Barca web site, of course.
We Want You! Chelsea Offside seeking a second writer
By: Jack |Duders. I think it’s been obvious over the past couple of months that my productivity levels with regard to this blog have fallen. New commitments have forced me to stretch myself a tad too thin. Of course, my quality of writing is still pristine – you know it to be true – but I really [...]






