Transfer Rumors
Photoshop of the decade
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Here I was, about to discuss our fallacies at Villa Park – with a CL preview to follow – when I come across this atrocity. Cue the projectile vomiting. Your thirst for sensationalism knows no bounds, Daily Mail. I thank you.
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Back in for De Guzman?
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Several reports are suggesting we’re back in for Feyenoord’s Jonathan De Guzman.
What do you think? Is the Canadian-born Dutch midfielder worth a £4 million punt?
Hughes set Terry saga ablaze
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Hey Mark Hughes, own up or shut the f*** up.
If you’ve spoken to England’s Brave John Terry –Â currently employed by Chelsea by the way — or his representatives, tell us. If not, then keep the man’s name out of your mouth.
What is this man on about?
Today, after revealing Carlos Tevez to the media, the Manchester [...]
The sound of silence: England’s Brave John Terry
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John Terry will take part in his first training session of the preseason today. This with his future at the club still largely uncertain.
The Chelsea captain has been the subject of persistent interest from Manchester City this offseason, with at least one bid already being rejected. These approaches follow a similar pursuit of Terry from City during [...]
A ‘marquee name’ is coming…
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You know I had to focus on this little excerpt from club chairman Bruce Buck’s interview with Chelsea TV.
“We are looking for a marquee name but as you know, as you read about it in the papers, most of the big clubs are chasing the same players. We are only going to get one of [...]
Star of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ speaks to Chelsea TV
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Blues television sat down with Larry David on Tuesday. Not really. But seriously, isn’t Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck a dead ringer for David? Whatever.
Buck gave Chelsea TV an exclusive interview. The man spoke on numerous topics, including potential signings, Ancelotti and our newest arrivals. Here’s the transcript.
Bruce Buck or Larry David?
Via Chelseafc.com …
What brought you [...]
Cashley snubs new deal? Perez lurking…
By: Jack | 3 Comments
On this fine 4th of July, The Sun is pulling out all the sensational stops. This time, the quintessential outlet for integrity and honest reporting reckons Ashley Cole has snubbed a new, improved contract at Chelsea. And, who else, but Real Madrid are lurking in the shadows, staring at the best left-back in the world with one of [...]
City launch Terry bid, promptly told to f** off
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Those baby blue boys on the other side of Manchester have come knocking again. And, again, they’re bringing the chocolate and flowers to the door of England’s Brave John Terry.
As expected — like City’s initial inquiry in January — they were quickly told to beat it. This time, however, there was an official statement, a [...]
Kaka snubbed Chelsea?
By: Jack | 2 Comments
So says the Sun, who have some quotes that somewhat confirm that Chelsea were, in fact, interested in signing the 27-year-old Brazilian midfielder this offseason from AC Milan.
Says the former AC Milan player about his former boss, now Chelsea manager, Carlo Ancelotti…
“I thanked (Ancelotti) for everything he did for me in all the years we [...]
Sigh of relief: Flo re-ups
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Arguably Chelsea’s best player during last season’s run-in has, after intense speculation linking him with Milan and Juventus, finally agreed a contract extension with the Blues.
Now, everybody together, breathe.
Via Chelseafc.com …
“Chelsea Football Club has agreed terms with Florent Malouda on a new four year contract.
The 29-year-old, who recently regained his place in the France side, joined [...]
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