

Transfer Rumors
The War for Robinho
By: Jack |Robinho wants out at Real Madrid. If you didn’t think he was serious before, you should now.
The Brazilian held his own new conference — seriously? — today to publicly reveal his desire to join Chelsea.
“The situation has not changed,” Robinho said. “I want to leave Real and play for Chelsea. I am only thinking of [...]
Transfer news: Who the hell is Fabio Paim?
By: Jack |He’s the next Ronaldinho (without all the weight).
He also bears a strong resemblance to Jar Jar Binks. But I digress.
Paim’s a winger. A flashy one. He’s got “bags of pace,” and “uncanny” ball control. All this and he can’t even break into his own club’s first team? Sounds fishy.
It’s apparently not fishy to Uncle Phil, [...]
Sheva, it’s been real
By: Jack |Poor Andriy Shevchenko. His London nightmare is almost over — for a season at least.
Various reports suggest Chelsea and AC MIlan are “close” to agreeing deal that would send the fleeting Ukranian back to his old home on a one-year loan.
“Shevchenko in the Rossoneri shirt? There really isn’t much more to be done,” Milan sporting [...]
The bid is in …
By: Jack |“Further to media reports, Chelsea Football Club can confirm we have made an offer to Real Madrid today (Thursday, August 7) for the transfer of Robinho.”
Says a statement on the official Chelsea FC website. Short and sweet, eh? This ordeal, however, is certain to be anything but.
So we finally lodged a bid for the pint-sized Brazilian [...]
Discuss: Kaka for £80m
By: Jack |Chelsea set to land Kaka for record £80m
· Negotiations with Milan at an advanced stage
· World player of the year keen on move to London
That’s how the Guardian is prosing it out. Now I’ll open this trash up for discussion. Give me something people.
Maks to depart: Say It Ain’t So
By: Jack |“I think Claude has this kind of gift - he’s been the best player in the team for years but people just don’t notice him, don’t notice what he does. But you ask anyone at Real Madrid during the years we were talking about and they will tell you he was the best player at [...]
The everlasting Robinho saga
By: Jack |Does anyone want to explain this whole Robinho ordeal to me? Seriously, I’ve got no idea what’s going on.
Just a day ago, the pint-sized Brazilian was quoted in an array of media outlets saying: “I hope to remain at Real Madrid this year. Now I am only thinking about Madrid. I am not prepared to [...]
Is Inter desperate to land Lampard?
By: Jack |It sure seems that way.
According to the Guardian, the Milan club are prepared to offer £15 million plus — yes, plus — Adriano. Are you kidding me? This rumor just reeks of nonsense.
However, it could be true right? We all know The Ordinary One is desperate to land Lampard. He’s never been very high on [...]
Video: Hitler v. Lampard
By: Jack |Thanks to Chelsea Offside reader Rosh for pointing me toward this absolutely hilarious clip. From the movie Downfall — outstanding flick, by the way — Hitler learns of Lampard’s imminent move to Inter Milan. Warning: This piece contains harsh language, so those 12 and under are encouraged to check it out.
“And fuck Anelka.”
Scolari says Lamps stays; Lamps not so sure
By: Jack |Luiz Felipe Scolari rolled the out the broken English — I actually thought he was fairly decent — today, and other than calling his management “so-so,” his most glaring contribution to the press conference was his comments regarding Frank Lampard. Uncle Phil said he had spoken with Franky and that he was under the impression [...]






