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Video: Chelsea 4, Bolton 0
By: Jack |If No. 4 isn’t up for goal of the season, the whole list is a sham. That was truly as elegant as team goal as I’ve seen. Sheer audacity and brilliance. (P.S. Only Spanish commentary could enhance this display) Bonita Gol.
GIF: Terry’s Tantrum
By: Jack |It truly has been a rank day. This, however, despite the context, is pure comedy. Lets be real, though — you can’t blame EBJT for losing the plot.
Video: Chelsea v Liverpool (Nollywood ed.)
By: Jack |For archival purposes. As seen on the front page…
Farewell to a true professional
By: Jack |Andriy Shevchenko is finally ending his time at Chelsea. The Ukranian agreed to return to former club Dynamo Kiev three day ago, the club where it all started for him some 15 years prior.
I, for one, am going to miss him. I have always enjoyed Sheva. Sure his time in London was nothing short of [...]
Ancelotti: Terry ‘captain forever’
By: Jack |King Carlo brought the ruckus today in his first press conference as Chelsea manager.
Among the highlights…
Carlo’s sense of humor: When asked about the future of England’s Brave John Terry, the Italian said he didn’t know if EBJT would be captain next season — then admitted to a bit of tomfoolery. Gotta love it.
He also promptly [...]
Awards Pt. 2: Game of the Season
By: Jack |Champions League quarterfinal, first leg – April, 8, 2009
Liverpool 1, Chelsea 3
Honorable mention: CL quarterfinal second leg – Chelsea 4, Liverpool 4
My God. This game is significant on so many levels.
It was really the catalyst for what turned out to be a fantastic season in my eyes. Sure, we didn’t win the Premier League nor [...]
Stoch is rising
By: Jack |Here at Chelsea Offside, we’d like to offer our congratulations to Miroslav Stoch for scoring his first-ever international goal in Slovakia’s 7-0 demolition of San Marino on Saturday in a World Cup qualifier. Surely, based on goals of this quality, the 19-year-old Chelsea startlet has to see first-team action on a more permanent basis this [...]
Poll: Goal of the season
By: Jack |Golazos. Howitzers. Screamers. Hot tomales.
Whatever you want to call them, Chelsea had ‘em this season — in abundance. From Super Frank’s absurd chip against Hull to Essien’s mother of all volleys against Barcelona, it was truly an unforgettable year for Blues goals.
The question is: Which was is the best (c. Essien)? I put it to [...]






