£85mil for Torres?

By: Jack | July 1st, 2008

Wait, you thought those Fernando Torres to Chelsea rumors were finally dead? Think again.

The Daily Star — one of the most reputable news sources in all the known
world — says Roman Abramovich is willing to lift £85 million from his money bin in Duckburg and drop it over Anfield.

For the sake of argument, lets say there’s at least a little truth hidden somewhere inside this monstrosity of an article. That’s a ridiculous amount of money for anyone. However, not for anything.

I say, for 85mil, Romes should buy another club. Hell, he could buy Norwich right now.  A recent statement from that club revealed it could probably be bought for around 56mil.

So, buy a Championship club, pocket about 30mil? Not a bad deal I say.
What next then?

Turn it into a feeder club!

Ship Sahar, Di Santo, Sinclair, Mancienne, Alcides, Rajkovic,  Kakuta and Sheva, among others, to Norwich and let the Canaries run wild.  They might end up in the Premiership before you know it. Then, two Abramovich clubs in the top 4?

Wait. No, this is a bad idea. What if Romes becomes enamored with yellow — no, not electric yellow.
No way. London for Norwich? Please.

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Category: Chelsea Team News, Randomness, Transfer Rumors

Tags: Chelsea Team News, El Nino, Fernando Torres, LIverpool, Norwich, Randomness, Transfer Rumors

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• Aravind |  July 1st, 2008 at 9:10 pm

  
  
  

  Nice article with a share of imagination. Its the Torres-Norwich dilemma at West London now I guess

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• matt |  July 2nd, 2008 at 3:50 am

  
  
  

  Why do the papers persist on running these stupid Torres stories. Chelsea have never put a bid in and Liverpool will never sell him. simple as. no player is worth £85m anyway, madness!

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• marina monteiro |  July 2nd, 2008 at 6:24 am

  
  
  

  he is the best and younger player i have seen i lv hm is beutiful

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• MUkilla |  July 2nd, 2008 at 8:11 am

  
  
  

  That pic looks like Brokeback football. Pool can keep him. I’d rather pick up Robinho or Villa. Even though I’m sure Robinho is using Chelsea as a bargaining chip in his negotiations with Madrid and probably won’t come to the bridge unless Real are idiots. Dude can only get better and obviously Big Phil needs more Brazilians.

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• martin |  July 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 am

  
  
  

  I love your description of the daily star…

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

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