Frank Lampard is smarter than you
By: Jack | March 6th, 2009Move over Ben Franklin. Albert Einstein and Leonardo Da Vinci, too. There’s a new man joining the brethren of genius.
According to the Daily Star, Frank Lampard has recorded one of the highest IQ scores ever. Dr. Bryan English conducted intelligence tests on the entire Chelsea squad, only to find out Super Frank was, in fact, smarter than he was.
“Frank Lampard scored one of the highest sets of marks ever recorded by the company doing the tests, and higher than me,” English said.
He refused to reveal Lamps’ score, but sources suggest it easily surpassed 150 on the IQ scale. The British national average is 100, putting him in the most intelligent 0.1 percent of the population.
DAMN. So not only is Franky a certified genius on the pitch, he’s a brainiac off it too. Any thoughts on what Stevie Me’s IQ is?
Thanks to frequent visitor/contributor Dave for the spot.
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My IQ is one million billion. So whatever.
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Chelsea game tomorrow won’t air till Monday 1pm on Setanta. Instead we get rugby all morning on sunday on setanta. Don’t see it on ESPN/2 or FSC later during weekend
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Forgot to add if you want to watch a stream of the game at 7/7:30am you can catch it here (there will be multiple links/options): http://livetv.ru/en/eventinfo/20406/
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oi this thing should really have an edit box: FSC 1pm Monday not Setanta :X sorry for multiple posts
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Uh, FSC is showing the game live at 7:30 Saturday.
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i have a feeling all of the questions were centred around doughnuts and crisps ..
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@ steven – Brilliant!
Original article notes purpose: “The doc wanted to study how playing the game affects players’ brain power.” Sooo, did they have an earlier test, or are they being tested again in the future? Hm…
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a little jealous huh steven.
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An IQ of 150 actually puts him in the top 0.0000287% of the population (meaning that, theoretically, there are only something like 20 people more intelligent than him in the UK). Where they got 0.1% from I don’t know, but the alarm bells start ringing when they make a mistake like; the other being, of course, claiming that Lampard has an IQ of at least 150…
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Thanks professor
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Too bad he’s fat.
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Did you come up with that one all by yourself?
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Oh no, I don’t have an IQ high enough to do so. Frank helped me out.
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yea…I kinda just don’t believe that.
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Right, because you all have conversed so deeply with Frank that you’re in a pole position to judge his intelligence. I’m sure half of you mugs have hardly even heard the man speak. True Chelsea fans (and those unbiased and open to possibilities) know that Frank is a highly-articulate individual who exudes an aura of confidence and intelligence on and off the field, so why not? You’re all just a bunch of bandwagon boo-boys, and I’d love to know what your IQs are…
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yeah, well Juventus will win no matter what his IQ is! EAT IT!
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@ Zach – i know my crisps, thank you very much ..
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Juventus? Really?
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Judging by the picture, the rumor must be true. “C’mon, Frank, show me genius.”
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