I Understand That Cat’s Involved in Big Underground Drills

By: Jack | March 28th, 2008

zoolandercoalmine.jpgSo Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is digging a hole to China.  I remember seeing a pair of kids attempting the feat in Myrtle Beach, S.C., when I was around 10.  Wait, he’s drilling to America?  Nevermind.

Whatever. Roman’s dropped a cool 80 million pounds on the world’s biggest drill. Speculation abounds about his intentions with this massive piece of machinery.  The Telegraph and Daily Mail think he’s seeking to construct an underground tunnel from Russia to Alaska.  Rommy has denied these allegations.

What do you guys think he’s up to?  Perhaps he’s working with that chick in The World Is Not Enough. She’s dead, though. Scratch that.



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  • CSD |  March 28th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

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    Obviously compensating for lack of size elsewhere.

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