Rant Box: Blackpool v. Chelsea

By: Jack | March 7th, 2011
   

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All you need is love.

Teams
Blackpool

Kingson, Eardley, Evatt, Baptiste, Crainey, Vaughan, Carney, Southern, Puncheon, Reid, Beattie. Subs: Halstead, Grandin, Varney, Kornilenko, Phillips, Taylor-Fletcher, Ormerod.
Chelsea
Cech, Bosingwa, Luiz, Terry, Cole, Ramires, Essien, Lampard, Zhirkov, Drogba, Torres. Subs: Turnbull, Ivanovic, Malouda, Ferreira, Kalou, Anelka, McEachran.

Referee: Mike Dean


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  • Man of the match poll is now live, guys. Let's keep the debate going over there. Cheers.

  • Adyatama

    Is it just me? Or does anybody doesn't give a ball to torres?

  • Desailly

    My thought's exactly.
    On every breakaway, it seemed that the option that didn't involve linking up with Torres was taken.

  • J M

    He's is very patient, making run after run and getting kind of ignored at the end there by malouda, kalou. Did you see how open he was to Lampard's left on his 2nd goal? Granted, Lamps needs to get his scoring legs on, but damn, a square ball to Torres there is an easy tap in.

  • It certainly seemed that way, at least in the second half. Agendas (see Kalou) may well be in the cards? Worrying.

  • Mateo

    we should all thank the deity of your preference for the result....that was propabably the ugliest game of football i have ever seen.

  • ph0bolus

    Flattering scoreline for us.

  • J M

    very

  • Chelsea

    3:1 Final Score!

  • Chelsea

    Kalou missed his typical 1 vs Empty Goal!

  • Chelsea

    At least he got us a penalty and changed the game after replacing Drogba who was inept.

  • J M

    but he did nothing else, horrible first touch, if he really has an issue with not playing enough in the first team, it's easily remedied if he F$%cking plays better.

  • Sharinganfx

    LOL seriously, kalou can't score ever.

  • SERIOUSLY TORRES IS JUST STANDING THERE JUST PUT THE BALL IN HIS LAP HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO

  • He had no service today. None. How he remained so seemingly patient is beyond me.

  • Sharinganfx

    kill me now?

  • Desailly

    dear god, Bosingwa is shit.
    I've always argued for his case but after today's performance, I'm all out of arguments.

  • Chelsea

    David Luiz should have stopped that!

  • Chelsea

    Damnit our goal differential has been reduced.

  • Chelsea

    Petr Cech best goalkeeper in the world!

  • Maceachran has a melon of a head.

  • Chock full of footballing knowledge.

  • Does that mean it will get even bigger? Is that even possible?

  • amsid

    even better for headers, no?

  • Chelsea

    Josh is coming On! Josh McEahcran 4 Ramires!

  • Sharinganfx

    JOSH SET UP TORRES OK.

  • Ramires is a beast.

  • Desailly

    Does no one want to link up with Torres?

  • It's been anything but great, but I'll fucking take it.

  • Chelsea

    I am finally happy! "ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE"

  • Chelsea

    Ian Holloway is furious.

  • Sharinganfx

    are we like watching a reserves game or something?

  • Chelsea

    GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

  • Chelsea

    Lampard to take it

  • Chelsea

    Mike Dean is the Man!

  • Chelsea

    PENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALTY

  • Chelsea

    What is Ancelotti waiting for to sub Drogba who is in great pain. We are like playing a man down.

  • Chelsea

    Finally Kalou 4 Drogba.

  • Chelsea

    Drogba wants to come off.

  • Sharinganfx

    and apparently no one wants to come on

  • Mateo

    such a weird game! seems as if they are really unfocused and disorganized

  • The team still seems fragile to me. Not a great sign.

  • That wasn't pretty. The 4-4-2 is such a hit/miss formation. More miss.

  • Again too much space between the lines. Neither Lampard nor Essien have shown the disciplined to drop, leaving Terry and Luiz to mop up - and be drawn out of position in the process.

  • Is there any merit to the idea that David Luiz could be more of a defensive midfielder than a center back?

  • I don't know to be honest. Why move someone from their obvious natural position? People around here don't like Mikel, but I do and still believe he should be involved.

  • TeddyCFC

    Mikel is a yellow card magnet, yes, but he does a very good job of shielding the back four. He also gives freedom to lampard and sometimes essien because he does the "dirty job". It's funny how people don't appreciate his contribution over the years.

  • Chelsea

    Halftime 1:0. Not much done offensively in the 1st half. Midifield nonexistent and Torres has received zero service and hence his absence. Nothing seems to connect. We are lucky not to have conceded!

  • Sharinganfx

    kind of game where nelks/kalou actually would do good with their dribbling and speed

  • Chelsea

    35-40 minutes interval: Possessions Blackpool 75% vs Chelsea 25%. And tons of scary goalscoring opportunities for Blackpool. They seem to be a bit ahead at getting the ball.

  • Desailly

    stuck in 2nd gear.

  • Chelsea

    Cech's save again!

  • Sharinganfx

    if DJ and adam were playing we'd be 1 down.

  • Chelsea

    Please sub Bosingwa he is getting turned all over 360. He is becoming a liability. Frightening stuff.

  • Chelsea

    First Bosingwa get up! 2nd, David Luiz defensive pace is quite slow.

  • Chelsea

    What the heck! Zhirkov lost the ball the first time in a 3vs3 goalscoring opportunity. He then loses the ball again in midfield that almost resulted in a goal had it not been Petr Cech's bare save and the post. Quite close and scary moment!

  • Sharinganfx

    complacency.

  • Sharinganfx

    zhirkov seems a lil slow today

  • England's Brave John Terry.

  • Chelsea

    Let's freaking double. 1:0 is an uneasy scoreline.

  • Chelsea

    Wooooooooooow great saves from Balckpool's goalkeeper.

  • Chelsea

    John Terry's header as always!

  • Sharinganfx

    that's like training ground stuff. floodgates opened. Let's do this.

  • Need to get our tempo up.

  • Desailly

    Took a look at the bench (Malouda, Anelka, Kalou, Ivanovic) and gotta say, it's a LOT more encouraging/comforting than it was earlier in the season (Kakuta, Sala, Bruma, van Aanholt)

  • Mate

    nice. But im still very eager to see kakuta coming back straight to the fist team.

  • Sharinganfx

    more eager to see how Sturridge is gonna come back in. wasn't sure if kakuta's been playing that much for fulham

  • Agreed. And, think, we'll soon be able to add Alex, Mikel and Yossi. World class bench to be sure.

  • Ivanovic rested. Perhaps his eight yellow cards have a little something to do with that. Ten before second Sunday in April results in a two-game suspension.

  • Desailly

    Zhirkov is starting instead of Malouda.
    I knew Carlo reads this blog.

  • Hahaha. Teams added to the post.

  • Word on the street is that Bob is fit and starting.

  • I don't want to sound overly confident, because I'm not, but how nice would a 4-0 or 5-0 feel right now?

  • Max

    That would be epic. Torres hat trick and Drogba 1-2 goals! If only, I could study away for midterms a happy man

  • Sharinganfx

    Kind of match where playstation football is called for. Most importantly, Torres to open his scoring streak.

  • CFC

    Torres scores 2 goals 2-0 chelsea

  • Chelsea VS Man Shitty next

    Chelsea have a chance to defend their BPL title

  • arn00b

    Chelsea 3-1.

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