

Rant Box: Chelsea v Liverpool
By: Jack | April 7th, 2009Do I even need to write anything on this match? I mean, does anyone not know the drill with this one? This will be our ninth meeting with the Scouse since 2004. My god, will it ever stop?
Maybe I should just copy my preview of last season’s corresponding tie over. That would be easiest, right?
Alas, though, I simply can’t do it. Many a thing has changed since that fateful day — the day now known as Riise throughout the globe.

The most glaring of changes is the fact that Liverpool is challenging on more than just one front. Who would have thought? The Scouse find themselves right on the heels of Manchester United in the Premier League, their first legitimate challenge on home soil in, what, three centuries? I suspect this distraction won’t have an effect on the scum’s play Wednesday, however — Liverpool are just too good of a knockout competition side.
Chelsea, meanwhile, has a new manager as well and a squad that is beginning to show its age. Yes, despite their formidable play of late, this Blues side is beginning to feel a bit dated.
Is it all doom and gloom here at the Chelsea Offside? Is this tie done before it has even begun? After all, we haven’t won away in the Champions League since 2007 (Rosenborg).
Hardly. Sure, Chelsea have struggled mightily in matches against Europe’s better sides — particularly those in England. But that doesn’t change the fact that this side, this same side, ousted Liverpool at the semifinal stage of this competition a year ago and should have lifted a CL Trophy as well. Meaning? It’s simple, this team in its current makeup can challenge anyone in the world and any time.
To help matters, Didier Drogba — the man that took the disdain of Rafa & spit it right back at him a year ago — has been passed fit and should be ready to rampage at Anfield. Jose Bosingwa, however, will not be included in the team meaning that Branislav Ivanovic will likely be roaming the right side of defense.
Or will Hiddink drop Essien into defense? Let’s hope not. The midfield will no doubt be the key, and I pray Guus opts for Mikel in the holding role. We need his steadfastness in the position, rather than Essien who is more prone to drift forward. Perhaps Mikel can man-mark Stevie Me out of the game; it’s worth a shot, I’d say.
Another man who must be in from the start is Florent Malouda. The often-criticized midfielder was fantastic against Newcastle and, really, offers the best link to Ashley Cole. He’s a true left-sided midfielder who understands his role — i.e. dropping back when Cashley marauds foward. Take note Salomon.
I expect to see this or some variation of it tomorrow…
——————-Cech—————-
-Ivanovic—–Carvlaho—Terry——Cole—
——————-Mikel—————
———————-Lampard———-
———-Essien————————
–Anelka——————–Malouda—-
—————-Drogba—————–
As for Liverpool, we’ve been given a massive boost with the absence of its real catalyst, the real gem in that side, Javier Mascherano. The Argentinian midfielder is suspended for the first leg. What does that mean for us? Well, it simply means Essien and Lampard will have freedom to roam — and potentially make those supporting runs forward they’ve both become known for.
Obviously, the key for the scum will be Torres and Gerrard. How they go Liverpool goes. The real question is will Torres have the support he craves? That will come down to Chelsea, and if Mikel can quell Gerrard for even half of the match, it will pay major dividends. Then again, Guus could opt for Essien in that role or even Essien and Ballack in retreated roles. If so, I think we’re in trouble.
Prediction
I’ve got no clue what to expect here. Liverpool is favored, and rightfully so. The Scouse are playing wonderful football at the moment. However, I certainly don’t expect this to be anything other than a Chelsea-Liverpool match — slow, drab and few chances between the two. I’d be ecstatic with a scoring draw, or even a 1-0 defeat to be honest.
1-1, I’ll say. Up the Blues. KTBFFH
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1-1 would be sweet
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A win tonight would be VITAL if we are to get to the semi’s.
2003 Juventus beat Real (semi-final), AC Milan beat Juventus in the final
2004 Monaco beat Real (quarter-final), Porto beat Monaco
2005 Juventus beat Real (round of 16), Liverpool beat Juve
2006 Arsenal beat Real (round of 16), Barcelona beat Arsenal
2007 B Munich beat Real (round of 16), AC Milan beat Bayern
2008 Roma beat Real (round of 16), Man Utd beat Roma
2009 Liverpool beat Real (round of 16) …Hope the tradition carries on. Please.
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plz view my blog too and leave ur coments……
thanks!!
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Jack – Look at Riise in that image above. Always dozing off. No wonder he’s at Roma, although one wonders if they had him confused for an actual Defender.
Come join us over at theOffside Champions League section for the liveblog of this — yet another — L’pool v Chelsea match. Rant there if you will!Posted from
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I like the way you postition Mikel, Lamps & Essien. I call it the Chelsea Wishbone-Meatgrinder.
NONE SHALL PAAAAASSSSSS.
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HISTORY:
On 22 April 2008, in Liverpool’s Champions League semi-final first leg against Chelsea at Anfield, Riise scored an own goal in the 95th minute to equalise. Liverpool went on to lose 3-2 in the away match and were eliminated from the tournament 4-3 on aggregate.(YES!)John Arne Riise, we loved you then and we need you now!
PS: Damn, he went to Roma!Posted from
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Good luck guys, I hope you fucking hammer those Scousers!
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wow .. liverpool actually score early sometimes
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Branislaaaaaavvv!!
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omg what an amazing header CMON CHELSEA
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Wow, what a game of football thus far.
Ivanovic, I love you. Drogba, what are you doing? And, Ballack, you are worse than worthless.
That is all for now.
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1-1 at half-time now!
Hold on Chelsea!Posted from
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Ivanovic is for the win!
hat trick anyone?
2-1 away goals now!Posted from
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3-1 now !
3 away goals
Take that Scouse!Posted from
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I’d like to thank you Chelsea for giving me a win after my birthday ;D
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What a game!
and happy belated Michael B.
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Unbelievable. I had faith, but if you told me we were going to go into Anfield and score 3 goals tonight (and only concede 1!, I would have fallen out of my chair laughing.
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That’s sufficiently cheered me up.
Chelsea were simply awesome tonight. To be honest, you probably should’ve scored 5 or 6, but I’m sure you’re all happy enough with 3.
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What a great match… Ivonavic is a BEAST… thought about the hat-trick attempt towards the end but made the pass instead. Even without JT i think we should be able to prevent liverpool from scoring 3 at the bridge… I hope. Assuming nothing crazy happens, this barca matchup seems quie daunting to me, wish they were on maU’s side of the bracket. They have it so easy, eventhough looks like porto has got the magic again… Go Blues!
(become champions like my tarheels)
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Can you hear the scousers sing? NO! NO! Can you hear the scousers sing? NO! NO! Can you hear the scousers sing? We can’t hear a f***ing thing!!! WooooOOOOoooOOOOooo
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OMG today was amazing, Chelsea played a perfect match and Ivanovic was fantastic. Go Blues!!! you will never walk alone
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what.the.fuck.
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Man that was an orgasmic result.. Chelsea to meet Barca? *salivates*
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Thank you. thank you so much.
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