Rant Box: Fulham v. Chelsea

By: Jack | February 14th, 2011
   

Celebrate Valentine’s Day with the real gift that keeps on giving – a Fernando Torres hat trick.

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Hey, Didier’s been dropped. Hallelujah.

Teams
Fulham

Schwarzer, Baird, Hughes, Hangeland, Salcido, Duff, Sidwell, Murphy, Dempsey, Johnson, Dembele. Subs: Stockdale, Kelly, Pantsil, Gera, Gudjohnsen, Greening, Davies.
Chelsea
Cech, Ivanovic, David Luiz, Terry, Cole, Ramires, Essien, Lampard, Anelka, Torres, Malouda. Subs: Turnbull, Drogba, Mikel, Ferreira, Kalou, McEachran, Sala.

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  • arn00b

    So now what? Whose fault is it? Who's taking the blame/responsibility?

    Is Ancelotti incompetent or does he simply not care? Does he have an eye (or two) on the exit door to Roma?

    If things keep going like this, soon people will start asking if he was a great coach at Chelsea or if he was simply lucky to have such a great group of players.

    The problems are still the attacking midfield. Anelka is not bad as a make-shift midfielder, but he works better with Drogba. Using Anelka behind Torres won't work instantly. Then taking out the attacking midfielder for Kalou shows how predictable Chelsea has become.

    Chelsea will keep spending and spending on everything but a creative midfielder to the point where the dream lineup would be this:

    Castillas
    Cole, Pique, Luiz, Alves
    Lampard, Mikel, Essien
    Torres, Villa, Ronaldo

    Subs: Terry, Kalou, Ramires, Cech, Ivanovic, Ferreira, Drogba.

    With a squad like this, who needs a creative midfielder? Or a coach? Just pack a team of strikers, wingers, fullbacks and defenders and a manager.

    I'm waiting for the post match interview.

  • 'We are in a bad moment'

  • Aj

    id go far as saying he was lucky to pick up a great bunch of players, still mostly a mourinho team, warning signs came after that loss with inter where his tactics were poor. but getting kicked out of CL early enabled him to concentrate on league and FA cup. Hes been very poor in not standing up and planning for future, getting rid of experienced players and not replacing them was a mistake, standing by and watching wilkins go was a mistake.

  • Desailly

    Positive(s) from the game: DAVID LUIZ. Penalty aside, this guy put on the best performance on that pitch by a long mile. If this is what we are to expect from our Brazilian mop-top week-in week-out, I'd say that is €25 million very well spent, maybe even a bargain.
    Oh, and we need a song for him, stat.

  • Bargain on that evidence. He was our best central defender, fullback, defensive mid ...

  • Aj
  • Apologies for your comment not getting through. I have no idea why it didn't. I just started going through the unapproved comments so. You've been added to the Whitelist, so I hope you'll come back and converse with us.

  • Aj

    there are reports mourinho was in fulhams ground to watch this game, can anyone confirm that?

  • Desailly

    Confirmed. Camera showed him in the stands with a grey good on trying to be low key, as if that were possible. Couple of the Chelsea staff went up to talk to him.

  • Desailly

    *hood

  • Chelsea

    We are in 5th position, 2 points behind Tottenham. And 6 points removed from being tied by Liverpool. Yeah that same Liverpool that sucked under Roy Hodgson and was almost headed for relegation in the 1st half of the season.

  • You boys better start worrying. We're coming for you!

  • Chelsea

    Jack since you are the voice of reason, how much blame are you going to lay on Ancelotti for his failure to win, to inspire the players, to have any urgency from the start of the game, for his ineptness in breaking down defensive minded teams who park the bus, and his passive demeanor?
    I just wonder if you think Ancelotti should be fired if we win nothing this year, and see no improvement in our play (i.e lackadaisical).

  • He has to take a fair share of the blame. His lack of tactical adaptability is glaring. I don't know what to say right; I've got nothing.

  • Sharinganfx

    looks like we need to play 3-5-2.

  • ph0bolus

    That was a pain to watch...typical we can't finish for shit and it was there for the taking.

  • Chelsea

    The only thing exciting about this game was Petr Cech's Penalty save.

  • Chelsea

    Game Over! 0:0

  • Chelsea

    TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE PETR CECH ISNT THE BEST GOAAAAAAAALKEEEEEEEEEPER IN THE UNIVERSE!

  • Chelsea

    PETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRR CECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Chelsea

    Penalty against Chelsea conceded by Luiz @ 92 minutes

  • Sharinganfx

    great.

  • Mateo

    luiz, ramires and drogba seem to be the only ones who give a fuck about the game

  • Sharinganfx

    It's the Luiz show tonight. Now if only we can score.

  • Bah.

  • Sharinganfx

    Mr. Impact sub is on for Nelks. Fulham holding for the draw and we're just blindly crossing and weakly shooting

  • Chelsea

    Kalou for Anelka @ 65minutes!

  • TexChelseaFan

    what's going on? I'm at work and cant watch it, we need updates

  • Chelsea

    0:0...Just awful!

  • Mateo

    "Just awful" best description of our game so far.

  • Chelsea

    We have a lot of possession but seem nowhere near to score.

  • Chelsea

    Our service to Torres is very poor. All the balls Torres is receiving are from long-distance passes that skip over the whole midfield. In fact we don't even have an attacking midfield. We are not playing good football @ all. Torres is isolated. It seems we are awaiting a moment of magic from him to give us a goal, but thats not how we should win.
    Ancelotti you are on trial until the season ends!

  • Dare I say it, but we need Kalou's ability to run at defenders. That might free up some channels for Torres to work in. Hell, maybe Drogba can put it in the shift he did against Sunderland to free up some space for the mighty Spaniard.

  • What kind of odds can I get on Torres netting in the second half? Sounds like an excellent punt to me after that opening 45.

  • Torres, poor guy. Give him time.

  • Mateo

    someone tell me again....why did we pay 58m for torres? luiz just handed him half a goal and he screwed it

  • Sharinganfx

    he still has the speed. maybe drogba can teach him a thing or two about touches.

  • Sharinganfx

    OMFG. godly pass from Luiz to a freaking Torres that can't freaking shoot.

  • Sharinganfx

    this is gonna be another night where Kalou will be the difference.

  • Sharinganfx

    bane showing us why he's a legend with that attempted shot

  • Luiz looks ridiculously good.

  • Here we go boys! Starting to find our way into this one.

  • CharlieFineman

    Come On Chels!

  • CharlieFineman

    Luiz starting is a pleasant sight!

  • CharlieFineman

    Nice to see Malouda in there as well. And Ramires, yay!

  • Sharinganfx

    looks mighty fine to me. potential for 2 ex-blues to come on against a rather different looking side from when they were here.

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