Rant Box: Sunderland v. Chelsea

I've never seen Nico more poised and in control than in the position he played today. Perhaps we've uncovered his true calling? Playing the classic #10 slot behind two strikers?

As I said on Twitter: 4-2, done and done. Very good win, even better performance. Luiz and Torres still to join? *Salivates*

4:2

Game is Over! Thank You Anelka! What an offensive maestro it was today.

Kalou does not know simple. Kalou makes everything difficult to impossible. Thats why we are always aghast when he scores.

Malouda was also spectacular as a sub!

Agreed.

Anelka caps it with a deserved fourth. That, as they say, is that my friends.

What a goal from Anelka! Poised and simple!

ANELKA ICED IT!

5 minutes of added time!

i haved prayed for anelka to leave for the last months, but today i think he has silenced me, MoTM?

Anelka is MOTM !!!

He was very influtiential today. He silenced us for today's game...and he must silence us for every remaining game. His past performances were inexcusable, and we criticized him accordingly. So he must keep proving us wrong and keep performing as he has today, and we will keep quiet about him.
Same for everyone else!

By a country mile.

Need to hold on to this. Could've been 6, 7, 8-2 the way we've played in the second half.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

Malouda for Kalou

Drogba....gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

A high paced high intensity game. Mikel is having cramps. Ramires for for Jon Obi Mikel.

We're going to have to debate that Kalou miss in a post. Simply unbelievable.

wtf kalou......

Amazing Anelka!!!

Why can't Anelka play like this in every game?

Just Brilliance!

Torres joins. Anelka provides his best display in over a year. Coincidence?

F U KALOU!!!

Kalou against the empty net! He misses it by hitting the post.

I won't that ridiculous wont haunt us.

If this is how we play in every remaining game we will need fresh legs! I cant keep up all the misses! Just a win pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

wooooooooooooooooooooow

EBJT with a stunning half-volley! 3-2

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL JOHHHHHHN TERRY

How on earth did we not score in one of those two instances?

I'm not sure what to say about those 45 minutes.

Halftime 2:2

Bosingwa you have lost your touch defensively and offensively! I don't even take you seriously anymore. I would never be afraid of playing you 1-on-1!

Did you see that?????????Kalou!!!ugggggggghhhhhhhh

More like Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?!?!

I really don't know what to say. This game is absurd.

I have never been so scared for our defense like I am today. Bosingwa and co. are being turned and dribbled backwards and forwards 360 style.

It's really not the fullbacks' fault, though. They're being asked to play basically as wingers, then track back at speed when Sunderland break. It's a ridiculous ask.

Kudos to Anelka for being a great distributor in today's game so far.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
Almost Goals!!!Essien...Ivanovic!!!!!!!

Cloooooooooooooooooooose but not in yet!

Damniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.........our Defense is indisciplined and we have conceded. Deservedly so. Is that even a wall?

John Terry is horrendous so far. He is showing frailties!

Our Defense is all over! No discipline whatsoever.

What a visionary pass from Anelka and a visionary goal from Kalou!

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL thats VAN BASTEN'esque from Kalou

The enigma! He's nearly in again, too, ha. Anelka has been superb; you can tell he's motivated after the Torres move.

Marco Van Basten would have never missed what Kalou just missed.

Ha. That is what we've come to expect from the enigma.

Kalou in the same sentence as Van Basten is a sacrilegious insult to San Marco!

That was as close of a defensive collapse of our part as you will ever get.

Sir Frank Lampard buries a penalty! 1-1 - and game on.

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Lampard to take it

Penalty in Chelsea's favor thanks to Ashley Cole

Lampaaaaaaaaard you must score that!

Carlo keep chewing on that gum. You better get a victory here! You are the only coach in Chelsea history to be given such a leeway.

Good to see we're off to a shit start...We don't start playing until we're a goal or two down anyway.

And why is Kalou playing?

Are you kidding me? Phil Bardsley?

Damnnnnnnnnnit it!!!!!!!!!! I knew it! I could smell it it coming. They seem to be more fired up than we are!

Up the Chels!

anyone knows about a live stream (free) for this match?

Did you google? Try veetle.

just found one livetv.ru is anyone is intrested
thanks!

Unfortunate that the Ram has to take a seat for this one. He should be rewarded with another starting berth considering his excellent performances of late.

i luv chelseafc

uhhhh what is cech looking at? kind of creepy

He's giving Ash a bit of the angry side-eye for the backpass that led to Sunderland's third goal, perhaps.

Mind out of the gutter!