What did I miss? The post-reunion recap

By: Jack | March 30th, 2009

A few words of advice: Don’t — I repeat, don’t — attend your college reunion.

I took in my five-year reunion over the weekend and it was one of the biggest wastes of time in the history of man. No joke. You expect these things to be a little awkward, but at least somewhat lively. Wrong.

There’s nothing quite like running into ex-girlfriends, random hookups and people you simply never wanted to see. Do I sound bitter? A blast it was, I tell ya.  I trust all you younger readers will heed this advice. Stay away, far away.

On with the show.

It doesn’t look like I missed much over the weekend, really. Bosingwa’s got a massive gash in his leg, Ricky supposedly has a hitch and Rafael Van der Vaart denied rumors linking him with a summer move to Chelsea.

I’ll touch on all this later. For now, I’m going to try to forget this weekend ever happened. Cheers.



Chelsea EPL Match ScheduleBet on Chelsea games Travel to soccer games Discount Travel to London & Chelsea
Chelsea ScoresBuy Chelsea TicketsStamford Bridge information & hotels



Subscribe
 

rss_icon The Offside RSS Feeds

Print
Print article
Share
del.icio.us:What did I miss? The post-reunion recap digg:What did I miss? The post-reunion recap reddit:What did I miss? The post-reunion recap fark:What did I miss? The post-reunion recap Y!:What did I miss? The post-reunion recap stumbleupon:What did I miss? The post-reunion recap

Comments  

  • Taylor Rockwell |  March 31st, 2009 at 5:32 am

    cornercorner

    John Terry’s mum forgot that legal transactions require monetary compensation… somebody should let her know…

    Posted from United States

    cornercorner
  • alessio |  March 31st, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    cornercorner

    Was the booze worth it? I figure if a reunion sucks, you can always get tanked. No good?

    Posted from Spain Spain

    cornercorner
  • Jack |  April 1st, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    cornercorner

    Oh, I got tanked. But the sight of former ex’s and hookups was too much to bare.

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner

Comments are closed


England National Team News

Tickets to upcoming games


Offside RSS Feeds

Search The Offside


 

rounded_corners









Categories


rounded_corners

Send Your Tips!

Found a great story, photo or video that's perfect for The Offside?
Email chelsea[at]theoffside[dot]com

Related Links


Write for The Offside

LATEST COMMENTS


Archives