Why Chelsea will defeat Manchester United — Part 1

By: Jack | September 18th, 2008

So, Chelsea’s going to be nine points clear of Manchester United by the end of the weekend. You ask, how? I’ve got some answers for you. He’s the first (of many).

1. Wayne Rooney’s offseason training regimen…

Step 1: Learn From Fellow Star Athletes

Step 2: Improve Nutrition

Step 3: Eliminate Potential Vices

Step 4: Hire Personal Trainer

As you can see, Rooney has certainly put in the work during the offseason. He’s clearly ready to rise to the occasion this Sunday.  I only hope we can contain him.

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Category: Chelsea Team News, Randomness

Tags: Chelsea Team News, Flabby, Manchester United, Premier League, Randomness, Sick, Wayne Rooney

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• Al |  September 18th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

  
  
  

  F’in classic.

  Posted from United States

  

• Simon James |  September 19th, 2008 at 1:48 am

  
  
  

  Gawd bless ‘im.

  Love as I do on the pitch, he looks a nightmare to go on holiday with.

  What’s prediction for Sunday, Jack?

  Posted from United States

  

• steven. |  September 19th, 2008 at 6:53 am

  
  
  

  best post ever ..

  Posted from Canada

  

• Dave |  September 19th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

  
  
  

  Excellent post, Jack, and one reason (of many) why Chelsea will stomp United on Sunday. I can’t wait.

  And on an unrelated note, I’ve seen some pretty unflattering photos of Rooney’s femme, but the gal doesn’t look bad in the one pic with the polka dots.

  Posted from France

  

• Samson |  September 19th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

  
  
  

  Rooney is a world class play… fatty.

  Posted from United States

  

• lol |  September 21st, 2008 at 8:27 am

  
  
  

  Unfortunatly for you nubs, Manchester and Chelsea drew 1-1 so gtfo .

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• Jack |  September 21st, 2008 at 8:54 am

  
  
  

  who is this clown?

  Posted from United States

  

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