Why Chelsea will defeat Manchester United — Part 2

By: Jack | September 19th, 2008

2. Cristiano Ronaldo’s offseason training regimen…

Step 1: Find Training Partner (that pays attention to detail)

Step 2: Avoid Spotlight

Step 3: Make Smart Decisions

Step 3: Invest Money Time Wisely

Step 4: Experiment With State of the Art Training Methods

Step 5: Show up to ESPYs with Guido-styled Entourage

***CRon7, pure class***

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Category: Chelsea Team News, Randomness

Tags: Chelsea Team News, Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, Premier League, Randomness

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• mele419 |  September 20th, 2008 at 5:49 am

  
  
  

  You do realize the offseason is a time to relax, right?
  Utd All the way baby!
  (Although cRon is a total douche.)

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• Lissette Evil Blue |  September 20th, 2008 at 8:25 am

  
  
  

  You just reminded me how much I hate CRonaldo. Chelsea all the way:D

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• Laurie |  September 20th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

  
  
  

  I don’t think I have ever seen anything quite as troubling as that first photo.

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• Musab |  September 20th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

  
  
  

  Did you stockpile all these photos just for today???

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• Jack |  September 21st, 2008 at 6:02 am

  
  
  

  yeah, i have a folder full. you need any?

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• alessio |  September 21st, 2008 at 7:28 am

  
  
  

  Jack, this post and the last one is fucking comedy gold. Great posts.

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• Taylor |  September 23rd, 2008 at 4:27 am

  
  
  

  Jack Jack Jack… look, I’m sure if you got yourself a nice fake bronzer, some shady looky entourage characters, and some silver hotpants, you too could be the greatest footballer in the world… but for now, why not just focus on your star player’s propensity to dress in drag?

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• Jack |  September 23rd, 2008 at 6:38 pm

  
  
  

  since when does Michael Essien dress like a lady?

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