AVB wants to join in during goal celebrations? Bitch please.

By: Jack | December 10th, 2011
   

The Sun – more specifically, English media in general – is at it once again. Peep:

CHELSEA last night confirmed their players are under orders to involve Andre Villas-Boas in their goal celebrations.

No words needed. Just Dave Chappelle and a microphone. Skip to 1:20.

Come on, buddy.

So, AVB brings the motherfucking ruckus to your doorstep, and the only response you’re able to conjure is this ridiculousness? I mean, you could have at least made your latest attempt to rile our camp somewhat believable. This is just laughable.

“The manager has asked the players to look across and recognise him and his staff on the bench after a goal,” says their so-called Chelsea spokesman.

Bitch please.

Our leader’s recent venom may be somewhat misguided, but his master plan is certainly showing signs of already having the desired effect. Deflecting criticism onto himself rather than the players? Us against the world? You know, we’ve been known to thrive under similar conditions.

Keep doing your thang, Sun. We love it.


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  • Muakaka

    yeah.. manure out of champions league. No biggie. Chelsea have not even been out.. AVB going to be sacked

  • Mateo

    If i were a Chelsea player and scored i would Celebrate by making out with Dr. Eva

  • wankpress.

    Have you read the article in the daily fail saying how avb needs to be more like dalglish, Jack? I hope Andre keeps lampooning them, they deserve it.

  • Yeah, I finally got around to reading that. Ridiculous. Let them keep coming at us; great fodder for AVB.

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