We Want You! Chelsea Offside seeking a second writer

Duders. I think it’s been obvious over the past couple of months that my productivity levels with regard to this blog have fallen. New commitments have forced me to stretch myself a tad too thin. Of course, my quality of writing is still pristine – you know it to be true – but I really want to start bombarding the people with a plethora of intelligent, insightful, satirical, comedic, humorous, pompous, demented, borderline insane material.

That’s why I’m now opening up the market for a tag-team partner to help me conquer the footballing blogosphere. I’m looking for a Hawk to go with my Animal – where are my old-school WWF heads at? If you’re interested, please send two writing samples, Chelsea-related of course, and a short paragraph on why you think you would be a good fit at Chelsea Offside to jackgoodson@gmail.com.

Don’t think you can just waltz into this position with some thrown-together garbage, either. I’m looking for well-written, technically-pristine material mixed with that vintage The Offside flavor (humor, craziness) we’ve all come to love.

So, if you you think you’ve got what it takes, make it happen. I’m looking forward to seeing what you’ve got, and taking the Chelsea Offside to the next level. Cheers.

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