Bieber visits Stamford Bridge, world ends

By: Jack | November 7th, 2011

Justin Bieber is in Britain for something or other. Girls everywhere are crying. Meanwhile, the singer turned rapper took some time out from making said girls sob incessantly by hauling his 4-year-old girlfriend, Selena Gomez, to Stamford Bridge for a private tour.

And the world wept.

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Ashley & Cheryl? Nah son.

Yes, the above photograph does not exactly lend itself to evidence of Biebs actually stepping foot inside the Bridge. But rest assured (wrong saying here for sure), the kid did indeed make the trip and this photo captures the chipper little power couple leaving our Graceland.

I don’t think England’s Brave John Terry, the caped crusader or any of the players for that matter were on hand to welcome the pop icon. You know, too bad Bob wasn’t in the house. That would have made for one hell of a Caption This! post.

Then again, if I dig a little deeper into this, I might just have an idea as to why the kid was prancing about the ground. Perhaps he’s the unnamed party looking at sponsoring the stadium. Dude’s got Scrooge McDuck money bin paper after all. Gourlay would love that shit wouldn’t he?

Justin Bieber, My World at Stamford Bridge

There it is right there. Kill me now.

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Norman Yulewachelseafc

he did come...a picture with lampard
Jack

You know, I actually came across this a minute ago via Tumblr without knowing you had posted it. I'm cringing as I type.
Hmd_2077

JT26 would fu** his girlfriend
Carlos Delgado Cfc

Now this is the moment when we allow Terry to FUCK SELENA and call Bieber a "Fucking Cunt".
Bruce Galpin

Oh my gosh! I need to go take a shower - reading that made me feel dirty all over! Then I'm going to climb into bed and cry myself to sleep!!! Why Chelsea? Why not Arsenal or even better, why not Dagenham and Redbridge FC? AaAaaaAaaAAAaarrrgh!!!!!
Jack

Haha. Be clear, kid won't be back (thank the good lord). He rides for Barcelona, and rightfully so.
kubi

Already has a dial with Osadského sister will not go. And the stadium was me on the test so there'd better not Selena Do not go and leave me there !!!!!!!!!!
Chris Gatti

Wow, yet another reason for my country to be embarrassed, sorry England. Couldn't he be a Man U fan or something, why Chelsea.
Jdjjdj

ur a fool
Peter Paul

now stamford bridge is a studio???
Grace Dj

love them
Lrv_matgato

the beautifill gomez selena

justin eagly kkkkkkk' go two the hell
J. Moss

Bieber Stadium at Stamford Bridge?

And where was Cashley with his BB gun when we needed him?
Jake Gold Lion Westergaard

Jack i know it's your duty to bring us Chelsea news, and you do it well; probably the best in my opinion. But couldn't you have taken the moral high road and kept this to yourself? I mean now i have to try and sleep knowing the Bridge is forever dirty... You'll find me hanging in a closet somewhere when the Blues walk out onto the pitch at the Justin Bieber Stadium.
adam

thats why abrahamovic want's to move to a other stadium
Jack

Apologies, but I do have a pseudo-professional obligation to report the facts. Wait, you're right, I should've ignored this garbage.

I'm so so sorry.